
Welcome
to
the
4,615th
Kiwanis
Club
of
Modesto
meeting
(give
or
take)!
With
her
usual
gusto,
President
Jan
Biker
Jaeger
opened
our
meeting
to a
less
than
full
house.
Where
is
everybody?
Don’t
forget
your
auction
item
if
you’re
on
vacation!
Terry
I
wish
I
was
golfing
McGrath
led
the
Pledge;
Terry
Hole
in
One
Plett
led
us
the
song,
and
Ramsin
lightening
didn’t
strike
Ganji
gave
great
prayer!
Was everyone properly greeted? You bet! Carole gives great hugs Davis was the solo greeter today and she did a great job!
Were
you
wearing
your
pin
today?
If
not,
put
in a
$1!
Terry
Hole
in
One
Plett
jumped
up
AGAIN
to
carry
the
fine
pot!
Was
he
wearing
his
pin????
Welcome
to
our
newest
member,
Teresa
I’ll
listen
to
you
Schellman!
Teresa
will
be
inducted
soon
so
don’t
forget
to
make
her
feel
welcome!
She
said
that
when
she
goes
home
she’s
happy
because
of
our
meeting!
Peteism’s:
You
missed
it!
He’s
ba….ack!
Dates/Meetings
to
Remember:
8/4/10:
Wine
Country
Evening
Meeting
1:40pm
at
DMC
Office
8/19/10:
CNH
Convention
in
Reno
7/25/10:
Key
Club
car
wash
at
US
Bank
On
McHenry.
9am
–
2pm.
Proceeds
benefit Pediatric
Trauma
9/11/10:
Lt.
Governor
Al
Smith’s
Installation
9/20/10:
Salvation
Army
Golf
Tournament
10/7/10:
Wine
Country
Evening
Announcements:
·
Jim
Wine
Man
Mesquit
announced
that
he
was
looking
for
a
coffee
vendor
for
our
Wine
Country
Evening,
please
call
him!
·
Our
Queen,
Jan
Biker
Lady
Jaeger
once
again
made
a
plea
for
someone
to
step
up
to
volunteer
to
be
the
Beyer
High
Key
Club
Advisor!
Please!
·
Our
Heart
Felt
wishes
go
out
to
Jim
used
to
carry
a
gun
Brown
for
his
health
is
declining
and
his
family
is
looking
for
an
assisted
living
home
to
care
for
him,
please
keep
Jim
in
your
prayers.
·
Please
keep
Hal
Hopalong
Conkey
in
your
thoughts
and
prayers
as
he
had
knee
surgery
and
will
be
at
Memorial
Hospital
until
Friday.
·
Terry
I
wish
it
was
cooler
so I
can
golf
McGrath
announced
that
he
was
putting
group
together
to
see
Music
Man
at
the
Gallo
Theatre
next
Thursday
the
29th.
Birthdays:
Ramsin wise acre Ganji wanted to celebrate his birthday with the ‘Old Dogs’ of the club. Any member 70 + was asked to sing to him. His picture is already on FaceBook! Carole I’m not a day older than 60 Davis celebrated her birthday on the 18th. She asked the club to celebrate it with ALL of the men singing to her while on 1 knee. It sure was noisy with all of the joints cracking and the groaning……Oh dear!
Anniversaries:
Hugh
tried
to
dodge
the
bullet
Brereton
celebrated
41
years
with
his
lovely
wife
Christine.
Hugh
complained
that
now
that
he
was
retired
he
needed
a
Senior
discount.
The
Queen
decreed
NO!
You
will
pay
the
dollar
per
year
fine!
A
Brereton
Buck
was
quickly
signed
over
for
$41.
Potpourri:
Rich sounds like spaghetti Boschetti says that he has helped Bob you’re not old until you’ve announced it Beck with naming the first chapter of his book, Safe Sex after 90 (Does Safe really matter at this point?). Chapter 1 will either be named: The Possible, The Impossible Dream OR How to jump start a Harley (or was it just Harley?)
Happy/Sad
Bucks:
Ron
was
in
rare
form
today
Freitas
announced
that
he
had
invasive
tests
done
and
now
he
knows
that
his
head
on
top
of
his
shoulders
is
the
one
he
thinks
with
(oh
dear);
Ramsin
still
needs
that
test
done
Ganji
was
sad
to
have
missed
Lt.
Governor’s
Jeremiah
counting
the
days
until
it’s
over
Williams
last
DCM
on
his
birthday;
Vanessa
will
ready
anything
Czopek
was
happy
that
her
husband
Paul
who
played
Abe
Lincoln
in
the
4th
of
July
Parade
received
a
trophy
for
the
best
Equestrian
float
(hmmmm),
granddaughter
visiting
and
sad
that
all
Stan
County
Library’s
are
closed
now
on
Friday;
Jerry
I
was
on
my
way
to
Merced
Jackman
got
into
a
car
accident
on
Highway
5 at
the
205,
no
one
was
hurt!;
Jeremiah
still
counting
the
days
till
it’s
over
Williams
thanked
everyone
for
their
well
wishes
regarding
his
son
Josh’s
accident
with
the
saw;
Pete
Giants
fan
Brock
was
happy
that
the
Giants
are
now
in 1st
place
(Dodgers
Rule,
Giants
Drool);
Queen
Jan
Biker
Lady
Jaeger
was
thankful
of
the
donations
given
to
Skydiving
son
on
behalf
of
Kiwanis
Family
House.
Drawing:
2
people
walked
the
walk
and
scratched
the
scratchers
Speaker:
Sandra
joined
us
today
from
The
First
Tee
of
Modesto
program.
The
First
Tee
of
Modesto
is a
non-profit
program
dedicated
to
helping
children
learn
life
skills
that
will
help
them
in
their
future
careers.
How
do
they
do
this?
By
using
the
game
of
golf.
They
discover
that
golf
is a
lot
like
life.
What
golf
teaches
is
that
whatever
happens
– in
the
game
or
in
life
–
you
have
to
stay
positive
and
do
your
very
best
to
achieve
your
goals.
Sandra
said
her
biggest
need
was
18
years
or
older
volunteers,
even
more
than
money!
First
Tee
is a
6
day
a
week
program
that
is
run
by
92%
of
volunteers!
For
more
information
email:
Sandra@thefirstteemodesto.org
See
you
next
week!
Denise


